And I don't mean hope in the context of religion or faith or any of Baltar's story arc. I mean hope in the context of Tigh made out with Six. TIGH MADE OUT WITH SIX. Michael Hogan must be stoked. Granted, he got the shit kicked out of him first (and he smartly didn't use his Cylon strength to fight back). On the list of things I never thought I would see on BSG, that would have to be right at the top. Right next to Tigh being a Cylon and Tigh changing a baby. Is that Cylon or human programming that made him change the baby? Either way, classic. And then right after his paternal moment he's right back at Tory with "What is that, more of Baltar's crap?" The man is a rusty iron crowbar, slowly crumbling, holding on to the thing's he knows even though he knows it's futile. Tigh says "feel what ya gotta feel" to Chief even though he's searching for a way to "flip the switch" and bury the guilt of murdering his wife. Not gonna happen Patchy. Your new-fangled programming won't let you. You need absolution and you're going to find it (and a whole lot more) in the arms of Six, she of the magic (or is it just Cylon?) nookie. If that doesn't make you forget your troubles (remember that nookie helped Baltar help her to destroy humanity) I don't know what will. So Tigh gets to snog with Six and Chief hits the bottle.

Poor Chief. He loses his lady and then loses his shit with the old man. His description of Cally, "a shriek with dull-vacant eyes, the boiled cabbage stench of her" was oddly accurate. Is Chief's Cylon programming disavowing his relationship with a human knowing that it could have been with Boomer or is it just a case of the grass being greener? I asked my main-man Aaron Douglas and he was his usual forthcoming self (although I can't print everything he told me, no spoilers here).

We're just dirty murdering slut robots.

Well at least that's what Tory is. Or should I say it's what she's becoming. Now that she's one of the final five Cylon's she's become so much more interesting. Seriously, before she was outed did any of you care? I don't think I even knew her name. She did have Billy's big shoes to fill he writes with complete seriousness. Now she's like a quieter Juliette Lewis in Natural Born Killers all screwing and killing. Her activation has taken her to the Dark Side young Luke and I'm afraid there's no coming back.

And what side is it? This isn't a side of Cylon behavior that we've really ever seen. Maybe Cavil would cold-bloodedly blow someone out the airlock just because he can or for a goof, but at this point the rest of the Cylon's have a higher purpose. Is Tory the evilest of Cylons? And what's gonna happen with the other three? Why is Tory manifesting differently while the other three seem like themselves so far? Is Chief going to find out that Cally knew he was a Cylon or will he just think it was an anti-depressant fueled attack/suicide? I'm hoping Tory just evil's up and tells him the truth. "I blew your lame-ass wife out the airlock because she knew our secret (and in general was pretty boring) and I would've frakked your cry-baby bitch kid too except he's half Cylon 'cause that's how I roll." I emailed Aaron Douglas (yeah, the Chief and I are buds) and asked him all these questions. Here's what he said:

After watching Six of One I feel like a Centurion is standing on my chest. It was an intensely heavy and deeply moving episode. Lines are being drawn, sides are being taken and there will be blood. And judging by this episode a lot of it is going to be of the Cylon type.

These skin-jobs just can't get along. The schism that has erupted between the models according to Cavil, is going to destroy them. They're toying with their survival and the good brother is not having it. He refuses to believe that the final five could be among the humans and who could blame him? Why would these apparently older, wiser, more experienced (and to answer your question Sharon; not nearly as attractive), super-Cylons want to hang around with a rag-tag bunch of human survivors? It would be beneath them and in Cavil's Number One brain, it isn't logical Captain. Wait 'til he finds out that everyone's favorite one-eyed drunk is his superior. And wait 'til Tigh gets to have his revenge on Cavil for boning his wife.

I am going to be in the middle of the jungle in Costa Rica tomorrow so unless the howler monkeys have Directv, no BSG 4.2 for me until Monday. Frakkin' hell. At least I won't see anything on the internet to spoil it for me. I'll be posting all about the episode on Tuesday.

Fight' em 'til you can't,
Scott

Unless you live abroad or you're an idiot you've seen the premier of season four. And what a premier it was. Starting right from the end of season 3 where Starbuck came back from the dead (she wasn't looking to eat Anders so at least we know she's not a zombie) the episode didn't answer any questions. What it did do was start the clock on what is going to be an incredible endgame. Every characters plot line (except Tom Zarek!!) has been set on his or her path and over the next 19 episodes, we'll get the answers we've been so patiently waiting for.

Of all the stories being weaved I think Starbuck's is the most compelling. She's already been accused of being the one to lead humanity to it's end and now she's been dead/gone for 2 months and she miraculously returns in a freshly detailed Viper. Cylon? I don't think so, too obvious unless that's what they want us to think. I think Starbuck did see Earth and is telling the truth about her experience. Wormholes people. It's a Hollywood fact that time and space mean nothing in the face of a wormhole. I believe her, and not because she could kick my ass, because I think she's the key to the whole thing. Screw the Gods, or Six's one God, Starbuck is Jesus and she will put a bullet between your eyes if you disagree. If I'm wrong, hire Apollo to sue me.

The 4 newbie Cylons are as you would expect, confused and trying extra hard to be human. Michael Hogan really stands out by making Tigh even more intense with only one eye to emote with. Seriously, his one-eyed stare makes my balls nervous. When he puts his gun on the table was that to consummate a suicide pact between the 4 of them (before they would harm someone else) or was it just him getting rid of his gun so if he wakes up and wants to shoot the old man (nice trick with the assassination before the credits) he won't have the iron to do it.

Anders eye-dentification with the Raider was killer!!! Can't wait til he finally gets to let loose.

Chief is business as usual so far. Cylon Shmylon, he's got shit to do. I texted with Aaron Douglas after the show and asked him about the gun scene with Tigh and he told me that he had the same questions as I did and no one would explain the scene to him. Aaron was kind enough to share this with me and I will share with you...

I just watched the premier online. Thanks Sci-Fi for showing it early as I can't watch tonight. I will be watching it again in all it's HD glory when I get home from Chicago. I won't ruin anything for anyone. I took notes as I watched and I'll have lots to say later tonight after you've all seen it. Suffice to say IT KICKED MAJOR FRAKKIN' ASS.

Hello my friends and welcome to my tiny little corner of the BSG universe. Somehow through sheer fan-boy tenacity (and a lot of help from the Lords Of Kobol over at Sci-Fi/NBC Universal) I have actually been asked to write about my favorite show. And not just write a blog on my personal site but an actual blog on Sci-Fi's site blabbing about the most well written show on TV. Where Ron Moore and David Eick blog. Holy crap.

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